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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 14

szaleniec1000 Aug 25, 2019 23:17

Last time on Harry Potter and the Undulating Derrière, there was no sign of a plot until the very last scene. Because Hogwarts Exposed.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 14 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 12

szaleniec1000 Jun 27, 2015 17:51

Contrived coincidences, improbable costumes and offensive stereotypes. It's been a while, but welcome back to Hogwarts Exposed.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 12 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 11

szaleniec1000 Aug 08, 2014 02:22

This chapter is called "Driving the Point Home" and I'll just let that speak for itself.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 11 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 10

szaleniec1000 Aug 05, 2014 19:36

So, what to do when you've written your daring rescue and confrontation with the arch-villain in Chapter 9 of 24? Why, take a detour into PSA Hell and bad soap opera shenanigans, of course!

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 10 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 9

szaleniec1000 Jul 24, 2014 23:59

Previously in Salazar's Return, Salazar returned. And this might be the last chance I get to use the OM NOM NOM icon.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 9 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 part 2

szaleniec1000 Jul 18, 2014 21:10

If you thought their holiday had been eventful enough, you were wrong. This time, randy werewolves. And I'm not talking about Kim's one-time love interest.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 5

szaleniec1000 Jul 10, 2014 14:12

Last time on Hogwarts Exposed: the worst hazard when trekking naked through a tropical rainforest is running into a cop who's apparently the long-lost relative of the gang from Chapter 2. Or else the gang from The Gang. Also, the Great One is a goose.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 5 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 3

szaleniec1000 Jul 02, 2014 21:32

Last time, our intrepid nudists boarded the nudist cruise. Which seems to have everyone they met at Cap d'Agde last year, including someone they actually didn't meet but the author wants us to think they did. The only way this would make any sense is if Cap d'Agde was closed and had directed all its regulars to the same cruise.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 3 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 2

szaleniec1000 Jun 28, 2014 21:47

Last time, our friends Portkeyed to Florida (can you even Portkey that far?) to board the nudist cruise. As you do. Their landing zone turned out to be, by the kind of contrived coincidence nobody does better than Hogwarts Exposed, the headquarters of a gang known as the "Chasers".

( This chapter contains attempted rape and its horribly mishandled aftermath. )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 24

szaleniec1000 Aug 05, 2013 23:45

Those of you who follow me on Tumblr will have seen this infographic:

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